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cocks-and-robbers:
BARBIE, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? NOBODY WEARS WHITE PANTS WITH GREY TOPS. SERIOUSLY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FASHIONABLE. AND WHAT IS WITH THAT RANDOM-ASS ONION IN THAT RANDOM-ASS BOX ON YOUR WALL. MOVE THE FUCKING ONION AND FILL THAT FUCKING BOX WITH SOME OF THE SHIT ON YOUR FRIDGE. SERIOUSLY BARBIE, YOU ARE DRUNK.
Why the hell is there wine on your stove, Barbie? That shit’s flammable, bitch.
Why the fuck is there a goddamn mouse at the bottom of the fridge, Barbe? That’s nasty, you fucking pig.
What the fuck barbie, why the hell do you need a calculator on your fridge? Uneducated bitch.
What the fuck Barbie, garden hoses are supposed to be OUTSIDE IN YOUR Garden. Not in your kitchen. Dumb bitch.
BARBIE ! what the acutal fuck? why is the dog in the kitchen? you filthy whore, he is going to end up getting the floor dirty, get him out of there dumb bitch!
BARBIE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, LEAVING THE REFRIGERATIOR DOOR FUCKING OPEN? YOU SHOULD CONSERVE ELECTRICITY YOU UNCONSERVATIVE BITCH. AND WHO THE FUCK STICKS FUCKING RANDOM SHIT ON HER CHOPPING BOARD? YOU LUNATIC.
WHY THE FUCK ARE THE KNIVES ON THE FLOOR? DIDNT YOUR MOM TEACH YOU NOT TO PLAY WITH KNIVES? DUMB BLONDE BITCH.
DO NOT JUST STAND THERE, KILL THE MOUSE THAT IS ABOUT TO TERRORIZE YOU FOOD!
WHAT THE FUCK BARBIE, WHY IS THAT PACKAGE OF BUTTER OPEN? THAT’S REALLY BAD, YOU CAN GET SICK FROM OPENED PACKAGES. YOU UNHEALTHY BITCH, CLOSE THAT PACKAGE.
wtff mann does anybody see that pooor kitchennn , that color scheme is so wronggg . (via jayswaqqa)
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